Thursday, November 12, 2009

New Channel, etc.

Hi all,

During the past week, or so, I've been thinking about making a new channel on YouTube. While thining about this, something dawned on me...something that would explain why my videos were flagged, etc..

The people working at YouYube don't like women...

THEY PREFER MEN !!!!!!...?

However, I am niether prepared, nor willing, to put up videos of guys kissing guys, and I'm sure most of my audience wouldn't want to watch that either...I think. (Let me know if you feel differently.

Anyway, I'm currently thinking up names for my new channel, and I'm entertaining suggestions.

CURRENT NAME IDEAS:
Goodie2ShoesDebbie
LesboDebbo
L35b14nD3bb13

Friday, November 6, 2009

FUCK YOUTUBE !!!!!!!!!!

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Thursday, November 5, 2009

"YouTube Video Notification"

Well...it's official. YouTube is moderated by morons.


From YouTube...

Regarding your account: LezbianDebbie

The following video(s) from your account have been disabled for violation of the YouTube Community Guidelines:

  • Girls Touching: Cindy and Katie (TNV) - (LezbianDebbie)

This is the second Community Guidelines warning strike your account has received within six months. Accordingly, the ability to post new content to YouTube from this account has been disabled and will not return until two weeks after you acknowledge this message. Please review the YouTube Community Guidelines and refrain from further violations, which may result in the termination of your account(s).

Sincerely,

The YouTube Team


FUCK.......this is getting very frustrating!!!!!!!!!!!!

Which video is gonna get it next???

Maybe I should just give up.....?

idunno...what do you think?


... ... ...


Edit: I just sent this...(using this form)

I know nobody is going to actually read this, so I'd just like to say that you people a bunch of morons.


I don't know if it was the massage with the girl's top undone...but her boobies weren't visible...but I don't think you really care, do you?


In conclusion, go fornicate yourselves!


luv,

Debbie

...BUt I know it won't help. I only sent it for fun.

Sunday, November 1, 2009

"YouTube: Did we help answer your question?"

They'll be sorry for asking such a dumb question!

These are my "...addition thoughts" that I added to the questionnaire:


The automated response I received was completely useless, and didn't answer my question AT ALL! I could have gotten a better answer by emailing customer service at Microsoft instead.

Next time, a human should answer the question, instead of a tired automated response that answers nothing, and makes the staff at YouTube look like they don't care.

Sorry for my bleak thoughts, but that's just how I feel. Hopefully an actual human being will read this.

Luv,
Debbie



Do you think I'll ever get a (non automated) response from this? Probly not. :(

Friday, October 30, 2009

YouTube Automated Response

Hi all. I guess my first post here will be about how getting videos flagged on YouTube really sucks.

Why?...Because any appeals don't go anywhere. Here's my example:

My video "Girls Kissing: Alexis Ford and Samantha Ryan (19th Birthday 2)" got flagged, and taken down by YouTube.

I sent a little appeal to 'them'...(using this form)

I worked hard to make this video as inoffensive as possible. All nudity
has
been censored, and 'sexual activity' has been minimized. Frankly, I'm
confused as to why it is still inappropriate enough to be removed - There

are many other videos on YouTube that are far more offensive than my
video.

Thank you for your consideration, and I await your automated response.

Luv,
-Deb

...And this is the pointless auto-reponse I (and everyone else) got:

Hi LezbianDebbie,

Thanks for your email. The video you posted was in violation of YouTube's
Community Guidelines as reported by users and verified by the YouTube
Team.

YouTube staff review flagged videos 24 hours a day, seven days a week to
determine whether they violate our Community Guidelines. When a video or
account is brought to our attention we investigate and take action if
necessary.

We are unable to provide specific detail regarding your account suspension
or your video's removal. For more information on our what we consider
inappropriate content or conduct while using YouTube, please visit our
Community Guidelines and Tips at
http://www.youtube.com/t/community_guidelines and our Help Center article
at
http://help.youtube.com/support/youtube/bin/answer.py?answer=92486.

Regards,


The YouTube Team


So, just for fun, I replied with this (but I don't think they'll actually read it).

Hi YouTube,

I thank you for your quick, albeit utterly useless, response. Your dedication to snuffing out and destroying anything remotely sensual is awe inspringing, and I hope my future videos conform to your excessively strict guidelines, and that no other YouTubers try to screw me over.

luv,
-Deb

PS: You are just like TV -- Violence=OK, Boobies=BAD

In conclusion, in the future, I'll have to make videos that don't show...well, ANYTHING !

...

...

JUST KIDDING !!!!!!!!!

I'll just be extra careful ... ;)



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